The zoo decided that they were going to get the turtles counseling, and when that didn't work, they gave them "romantic good mood food". Must be the equivalent of our junk food.
Anyway, the turtles still couldn't stand each other, so they separated them.
Think I'm making this up? Here, I took a picture.
Should have gotten a prenup
Next thing I found in the news:
Apparently these fashion designers decided to make dresses out of a bacteria that grows from wine. They're excited about their project because it's eco-friendly. I'll tell you this right now, there's no way I'd wear that. Why not? It's made from wine, so you'd smell like booze all day, probably even after you took it off. Plus, it molds to whatever you dry it on, so I'm assuming if you sweat at all, or live in a humid climate, it'd mold to your skin. I'd rather not look naked, thanks. The texture reminds me of Lady Gaga's meat dress. Here, take a look.
Could you eat it?
Maybe if it was edible people would buy it to get drunk. I wonder how much that shirt would cost.. Would you have to be 19 or over (in Canada) to purchase it? Seems like a bad idea to me.
I'm going to end this here because it's time for me to eat.
Byee!
